Levi Johnston - The Hell with the Press

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Levi Johnston - The Truth


I don’t know if you heard the latest news, if you haven’t you are going to like to know this.
Well if you have it’s always good to laugh more.

The news said that the Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, Senador Jonh MCcain’s running mate for this presidential campaign, had fake her own pregnancy to cover up for her child.

Yes her child who is a minor whom has 17 year’s old, is 5 month pregnant by her “boyfriend” Levi Johnston a f*cking red neck. Those are his own words:

“(…) I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some shit and just f*ckin' chillin' I guess."




"Ya f*ck with me and I'll kick [your] ass," he added.

He also claims to be "in a relationship," but states, "I don't want kids."

A bit too late for that, don’t you think. My guess is that he was so busy “chillin” with is homies that never noticed, her presumably partner in a relationship (as he sates), becoming fatter everyday, maybe the concoctions caused by getting hit with hockey disks in the head didn’t helped much.

She (Bristol) says that she’s going to keep the baby, he (Levi) says that know’s nothing about a baby, perhaps because it’s not his, I suppose. But they say that there going to marry and he is going to live with her family an uptight family with very strong religious believes, sharing a house with a typical pot smoker, I say 2 months, of course being him high all the time, before someone appears dead or missing. That’s just my guess. You can sate your’s.

Of course who is not going to be seen very well on the subject Is governor Palin, that might compromise McCain run, if indeed she does that I’m going to thank her personally.